Ellen DeGeneres showed up to host her show on Tuesday with a very small but very noticeable new accessory: a tiny cast on her ring finger. And being the hilarious woman that she is, Ellen decided to tell her audience all about how her new injury happened. “So you know how in gymnastics when you do a one-handed cartwheel and you have to spread the weight evenly between all your fingers?” she asked. “Well, I had two glasses of wine and fell into a door.” She went on to say that after she and wife Portia de Rossi arrived home after a dinner party, their dogs were so excited to see them that she missed her step and went straight into a door. Of course, the laughs didn’t end there. After showing a slightly gruesome photo of her finger, she revealed her hospital shenanigans, including laughing at the phrase “you’ll feel a little prick” and being asked for a selfie from a guy who had just been hit by a bus. LOL.